Blogger is Dirty

I just had to sign in using word verification, and the string read as follows:

IFCKNUB

Ifcknub?!! Now I don't know about you, but that just suggests all kinds of inappropriate phrases to me. What did that poor nub ever do to deserve that kind of treatment?

I assume that I'm particularly attuned to this because I like the cheap thrill of French Connection UK's design line, which they love to abbreviate FCUK. In Canadia, I came across a shirt at French Connection that read: "Cool as FCUK." Fun with profanity and dyslexia!

For the record, I heartily approve of Blogger using all sorts of close-to-obscene word verification strings. Perhaps this is what happens when Google buys out a company--watch out YouTube! As my community service act of the day, I'd like to suggest the following:

GDAMCRP.
SHTNSTCK.
JSUSFCK.

(All of these have been uttered by me, with additional vowels, in the last 3 hours as I faced the full weight of my grading tasks.)

Feel free to borrow any of the above, as necessary. Consider it my gift to all. Now get back to grading, you slackers!